I’m walking down the street in the village on a hot sunny afternoon, I
hear a voice from the side saying….”You’re So Beautiful” – I turn my head
to see who it is and it was a female! (Note: I’m a female too.) She was
standing with another guy (the guy holding onto a dog), believe it or not,
in front of a sex shop of all things.

With her passionate brown eyes she stared into mine
and kept passionately saying “You’re So Beautiful, You’re soooo Beautiful,
You’re so Beautiful” – She kept repeating those 3 exact words with the sense
as if she wanted me to go inside the shop and have me all to herself-
ewww…. I truly believed she worked there because she was standing right in
front of the door! The guy just looked at me, while the girl kept saying
repeating her 3 words.

All I could say back was “Thank You” as I kept
walking wondering…is she staring at my ass right now? Ewwww….

–Submitted by You’re So…–

My job requires me to monitor or inspect construction workers. There was a man whose name was Ram (I guess short for Ramsey?) He’s been generous coming from someone who has to take orders from me.

So one day, just because I was dressed professionally on that day [because my job doesn’t require me to do so], he started coming onto me! And he said something like: “I’ve wanted to say this, I liked you from the first day I saw you” and yadiyadi… I told him I have a boyfriend and he wouldn’t like this. He insisted that he was a great guy, that I should give him a chance.

Did I mention he was about his 40’s? I was at a fresh tender age of 22. He even had the guts to say that he’s OK with my having a boyfriend and insisted that I take his number and call him out at night for a coffee or something. So I let him write his number onto a napkin and I believe my coworker used it to blow his nose from the allergies that he had.

Once I got outta there, I chucked it and shivered with disgust, thinking, why do I attract the ugly, creepy dirtbags?

–submitted by why me?–

I was at a bar in Manhattan with my friends.  We had a couple of drinks until the waitress suddenly hands me a pen and a napkin with tic tac toe drawn with the pen. And she points to a guys sitting across from us who sent it.  There was an X on it, starting the game.  I was like wow, this is something new.  Even better than a pickup line.  I must say this is the most creative that a guy ever got.  Starting a tic tac toe game with me and he’s sitting across from me, waiting and watching to see if I’d respond.

I didn’t.  He came back and asked for his pen.  I felt sorry for him…because that was like sooo embarassing.

Hey – he had caviar taste and a pizza face.  What to do?

–submitted by Game Over–

I just moved into my dorm in college and was still was underage go get into clubs.  However, I had this older friend of mine that looked just like me.  I used his ID to get into a club with a couple of friends.  We were sitting down and smoking cigars and having beers. Until this one chick comes up to me and curls her finger gestering me to join her on the dance floor.  I shake my head twice, but she was persistent and grabbed me to the dance floor.

So here I am, a beer in one hand and a cigar in the other dancing with her, and shes all up on me like white on rice.  She goes down and does a little dance – and no, not what you think! As she’s down there, I take a puff of my cigar – and BAM!  – she pops back up and knocks the cigar outta my hand, and then I notice that HER HAIR IS ON FIRE!

I frantically try to pat it out and make it look like I was doing some new age dance.  She didn’t realize yet, but when she did….she ran off within the blink of an eye.  And I never saw her again.

–submitted by smoky smokerson–

I happened to be walking through Times Square, 34th st, or any other annoying area, I don’t recall..I hear some guy say:

“Ayoooo ma!” ay beautiful. Gorgeous, can I holla at you?! etc. etc”

(keep walking)

“Fuck you anyway! You ain’t that fine! ho!!!!”

–submitted by A.C–

I was at a street fair. I saw these scented crystals and found them interesting.

(yep kinda walked into this, dude alone looking at scented crystals lol).

A dude pops up next to me.  He says “do you work out?”  ”where you from?”  ”what do you do?” “we should hang out sometime”  I was like “I really gtg….   “he then says “are you gonna come back?”

Like jesus fracking christ !  Why don’t hot chicks hit on me like that damn… well at least someone appreciates the goods ;p.

–submitted by underappreciated–

I was walking to the subway (I lived off the Bedford/Nostrand stop) like 4 years ago. This car full of 4 chicks stopped.  One rolled down the window and was like:

“Hey yo! You eat pussy?”

“Sometimes,” I replied.

(the door swings open)

“Get in the car,” she says

“I don’t think my girlfriend would like that,” I said.

–submitted by picky-eater–

I was in a record store and my kids were nowhere near me and I didn’t have my wedding ring on because of an injury. So I guess the guy thought that I was available. I figured out how he was trying to catch my eye:

Every time I would pull out a CD to read, he would pull one out as well from across the aisle. So we were facing each other. Well this went on for far too long because in my peripheral vision, I could see him staring at me. I looked over once-thinking maybe he knew me from high school or something – and our eyes met. He was all excited and smiled.

Me, I was freaked – out! I dropped the CD into it’s slot and ran looking for my kids, yelling,

“Hey you guys. Let’s go see Mom! NOW!!!!”

Now I know how you ladies feel. Unwanted attention.

–submitted by presumbably single–