Blinded

July 29th, 2008

I was walking and this guy was like “hey hey” and I didnt look and then I heard steps walking behind me (of course I knew he was following) he was walking next to me and he’s like:

“Heyyyy, where are you headed?”

“I’m like headed to see my husband, and yes, I’m married.”

And Bam! I whip out my ring on my finger and I swear he froze and stopped walking.

He’s like:

“Oh, sorry have a nice day.”

Note to females: To keep guys away, tell them your married remember to wear a ring on the finger just incase he needs proof.

–Submitted by ODR–

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Do I know you?

July 29th, 2008

I live in the wonderful neighborhood of Corona, Queens.  I’ve had many encounters with the mexican horndogs.  Now, I’m not saying that all mexican men are horndogs, but from all I ones that I’ve run into.

One day, as I was on my way home, I was my cellphone.  Then I hear psst, psst.  I hear it but ignore it.  I hear it again and I notice now its 2 mexicans walking behind me trying desperately to get my attention.  They keep doing it and I was getting pissed and I yelled out:

“Do I know you?!”

Then they laugh and stupidly say back the same thing “Do I know you?”

I storm away and wonder why I even bothered.

–submitted by ML–

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Hitting on my Blog – part deus

July 24th, 2008

I don’t have a story at the moment, but I would like to say kudos to the creator of this site. If anyone saw what this site looked like a few weeks ago, they would understand the complete 180 this site has taken.

I mean I actually wanted to punch myself in the nuts for repeatedly checking this site, but now I live for the updates. This proves that anything can be accomplished with hard work and dedication (and some help from a little book called “SEO for Dummies”).

Once again congrats to the creator on a job well done.

–Submitted by C.M–

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