Getting hit on. As told by you.

How can I help you?

September 1st, 2008

I was with my boyfriend and we were walking into Saks 5th Ave. You know how those pushy sales people are as soon as you walk in.

Well he was walking in front of me and this salesman jumps right in front of him. “Hello! How are YOU today??? Is there anything I can help you with??” He said “no I’m fine.” We were about to move away when the salesman goes “Well if there is ANYTHING and I mean ANYTHING you need help with, let me know!”

I, being super jealous and annoyed I go, “He is fine and doesn’t need help with anything!! At all!!!” I drag my boyfriend away shooting the sales guy the evil eye..

–submitted by super-jealous–

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Are you Cold?

August 28th, 2008

I was on my way home from work with a colleague. As the bus was packed, we had to stand along the aisle. There was this guy standing between my colleague and I. Then the hit-on attempt starts.

First he starts by asking,

GUY : Are you very cold?
ME : Er… still alright.
GUY : ‘Cause I see you wearing your jacket. (Like. DUH!.)
ME : ….. er. ya.

He stops talking. For a while. Next he attempts to talk to me again.

GUY : Whats the time?
ME : (Sees that he is wearing a watch and wonders why, but still gave him the time.) 630pm.

Tried to grab my colleague’s attention, but no luck.

I immediately text my colleague, who all this while was just standing and not helping, asking for help.

text : help me! strange china man is trying to talk to me!

Colleague looks over. Nothing.

Bus starts getting less packed. We moved away from the guy, and he follows! He even stood in front of me!

But I think he got the hint after my colleague started to talk to me.

Ever since then, I’ve stopped talking the bus at that time, fearing I would see the same guy.

–submitted by P.P–

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Yellow Fever

August 21st, 2008

I was on my way to work one morning and some creepy old black man walks near me. I speed up a little and I know I’ve gotten farther away because his stench wasn’t as strong anymore. Seconds later, he yells out “MMM MMM! DAMN WOMAN! You sure know how to give a man yellow fever!” My eyes widened and I didn’t know how to react but it was sure as hell funny! The funny thing was I wasn’t wearing anything too revealing — just a cardigan, t-shirt underneath with slacks on.

Sometimes I wonder to myself… do men hit on me because I’m Asian and they think we’re the passive exotic type or do they just hit on any woman that has legs?

–submitted by leggy–

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Boom Boom Boom Boom!

August 16th, 2008

I was walking home with my sister and I could hear this guy talking because he could see us from far away.

He was an old man who was sitting on his walker, who also looked like a chubbier Ray Charles.

“Here they come…the prettiest girls on 111th street!

(We keep walking)

“Every time they walk by, my heart goes BOOM, BOOM, BOOM!”

I thought, wow, he really think he has a chance…

A fat chance perhaps..heh

–submitted by K.L–

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