So I’m sitting in my dorm room in Fall, just chatting with a football guy who i know has had an eye on me since the summer… I’m a white girl from Australia, and he’s black… So we’re sitting there, and I stand up (wearing short shorts) to get something:

him: (goes quiet)
me: “whats up with u?”
him: (lookin at me with a big smile on his face) “damn girl… u got thick thighs!”
*awkward silence*
me: “ok… yerh but wtf?”
him: “ohh no girl thats a good thing… matches that black girl booty u workin there!”

seriously? he was one of the first to tell me that, and now its like i hear that everytime… not too original but makes me laugh everytime and i love the compliment =]

–submitted by bootylicious–

So, this past weekend, I went out with the girls to a bar. Near the end of the night, we’re waiting by the door for my husband to pick us up, and this guy approaches me. I am completely sober, and he seems like he’s had a few too many.

He walks over, leans in close and says, ‘I just wanted to tell you that I love your hair.’ (And, yes, he was stroking my head. Awkward.)

I laughed and said thanks. He went on to tell me that my hair is beautiful and that I’m beautiful.

Then he asks who we’re waiting for.

When I tell him that we’re waiting for my husband, he laughs, backs away a little, and says, ‘Well, that’s too bad for me, hey? Make sure you tell him I say hi, and that you are one hot babe.’

I assured him that I would, he gave my head one last stroke, winked and walked away.

I have to say, of all the times I’ve been hit on, this was the nicest.
Thank you, random stranger, for making me feel good about my hair!

–Submitted by Britt–

Yes. I was at a bar. I don’t really remember what we were talking about because I was completely drunk. Anyway, he came up to me saying that he made a bet with his friend saying that I was korean, but I was actually viet. Anyway, we blab on about crap I don’t remember and he says that he lives in Asia and loves asians. He wasn’t bad looking actually – or maybe it was really dark and you know that everyone looks better in the dark. Who knows, he walked away for a while then came back. Hmmm, maybe next time you decide to hit on a girl, buy her a drink! It surely can’t hurt your chances. Seriously. Buddy you need lessons.

–submitted by Seriously–

I went to Publix (local supermarket) to get a bunch of groceries. As I am about
done, with only a few things to go. I am going towards the milk and walking the
other was is an attractive female. So I look her in the face and she looks right at
me and gives me a smile. We passed without saying any words.

Then I am not sure if she was interested, but seconds later she passes by me again,
and did give me another look. But, soon she walked out and left before I was done
shopping.

I also need to add, she had no groceries on her, it is like she was just in there to
look for something?!

She was dressed in some nice black pants and maybe was coming home from work.

Hopefully I see her again, I should of pulled the trigger.

–submitted by D–

It’s New Year’s Eve and I’m celebrating it with my girlfriends at a lounge in the city.   Of course I was expecting some guys to come up to us and make some kind of comments and they do.  One ugly troll comes over to me and asks me if I want to dance, I say “NO” and he says “Come on, its New Years Eve” I say sorry and walk away.

It doesn’t stop there.  2 other guys come up to us and ask that if they can take a picture with us.   One of their gal pals starting telling us that one of these guys girlfriends dumped him.   I was thinking, why could this gal pal take a pic with him? No idea.  Come to think of it, I think these were the same guys that asked us to dance.

Anyway, long story short, none of my girlfriends wanted to take a picture with either one of them.  I, on the other hand felt sorry for the poor guys and did my good deed for the year.  I took a picture with both of them.  My friends say I was a good sport for doing this – haha, was I?

–submitted by Fine, I’ll do it–

If you guys remember, there was a post a while back about a dude who hit on this girl by giving her a flyer and having something written… if you forgot..Here’s a reminder:

Next Top Model

Anyway, I have the honor of bringing it back in the form of a comic – thanks to:

Cowbirds in Love

I ride the city bus to work and some other places on occasion. I have a car that my husband and I share that he normally has. Every day at the terminal I am approached by several men, mostly black guys in their 40s and 50s. The fact they are black does not bother me as at most times i am the only white person at the stop. 

I am not attractive to say, I am 25, kinda heavy, always in uniform. I sit with my ipod and wait for the bus. every day a man will walk up and ask if he can be my friend, says being married dont change a thing, wants to take me out, get my number, I always tell them no but its so invasive having these guys come up and harass me like this. Some are so persist ant even after I tell them i am married. Then they want to know where my husband is. Does it matter? Is there anything that can be done about this?

–submitted by married–