I don’t know how many guys talk about getting hit on but I get hit on quite a bit. The most interesting one was very direct. It was so direct that I really had no opportunity to say no.

So I’m leaving a nightclub. It was like 5 in the morning and I’m quite drunk hoping to just catch a cab and make it to the house. When these two females stop me.

F1 – Where do you live?
Me – (I pause for a second…but I guess seeing that I was drunk and it was a question with a very clear answer I told them the neighborhood I lived in.)
F2 – We wanna come home with you and hang out.
Me – umm…sure. You gotta pay for the cab though. (Not in the mood to get my wallet stolen or give some scandalous females a free ride home)
F1 – That’s cool. Let’s go.

I guess the direct method gets the job done.

–Mickey Bricks–

My friends and I were on our way to a midnight showing of Sixteen Candles when we needed to stop for gas. My friend got out of the car and started pumping gas when a car full of thug-looking guys pulled up. One of the guys got out and yelled toward our car. I rolled down my window and asked what he wanted and he said:

“Hey girl, I was tryin’ to holla at your friend pumpin’ gas but she don’t wanna give me any attention. Girl, I just wanna talk. You don’t gotta be mean or nothin’. I ain’t gonna ask for change. I got my own money!”

I yelled back to him, “Oh, she’s got a boyfriend, sorry.” To which he replied, “Aw that’s how it is? Girl you know ain’t nothin’ final til you got that ring on your finger. You gotta play around awhile before you settle down for good. Hit me up sometime!”

My friend got back in the car and floored it before he could try and give her his number.

–submitted by Paige–

I was transferring trains in my daily commute and as I was waiting for the train doors to open, I heard someone behind me.  It sounded like the voice of an old man and he kept saying “Asian Beauty” I though nothing of it and got on the train.  As I got off my stop, I believe I ran into him again and there he was again saying “Asian Beauty” under his breath.  I was right, he was an old man with a hugge mustache.  I can’t help but chuckle to myself.

—submitted by KL–

I was touring a church in Florence, Italy and a construction worker pointed at my
boobs, grabbed his chest and cheered. I wasn’t sure what to do, so I walked/ran away
as quickly as the church tour would allow.

–Submitted by Paige–

I was on Spring break in the Caribbean, and my friend and I were playing volleyball on the beach. We are both very tall, so we tend to stand out a bit…So this guy walks past us and says:

“You women are tall! But that’s okay… I got a long shaft!!”

V. creepy, but v. funny!

–submitted by Meeeee–

My dad was driving my sister and I to Milwaukee and this nasty truck driver dude was driving next to our car and kept licking his lips and giving us the thumbs up…like we were hot…with my dad right next to us!

Soooo not flattering

–submitted by MG–

I work the graveyard shift in a hotel, I work alone and I am the lucky girl that gets to deal with all of the drunks. Aside from one guy telling me I have “fancy eyebrows”, his friend decides he would like to pick up the couch in the lobby. He looks at me and says “Can I bring this up to my room?”, umm no. “Well then can I bring you up to my room?”. Hahaha, good one bud. Seriously?

–submitted by Jane Lane–