I was on Spring break in the Caribbean, and my friend and I were playing volleyball on the beach. We are both very tall, so we tend to stand out a bit…So this guy walks past us and says:

“You women are tall! But that’s okay… I got a long shaft!!”

V. creepy, but v. funny!

–submitted by Meeeee–

My dad was driving my sister and I to Milwaukee and this nasty truck driver dude was driving next to our car and kept licking his lips and giving us the thumbs up…like we were hot…with my dad right next to us!

Soooo not flattering

–submitted by MG–

I work the graveyard shift in a hotel, I work alone and I am the lucky girl that gets to deal with all of the drunks. Aside from one guy telling me I have “fancy eyebrows”, his friend decides he would like to pick up the couch in the lobby. He looks at me and says “Can I bring this up to my room?”, umm no. “Well then can I bring you up to my room?”. Hahaha, good one bud. Seriously?

–submitted by Jane Lane–

I was at a very busy bar/nightclub with a bunch of my friends and my boyfriend. We were standing in line at the bar trying to get some drinks. You know how it gets sometimes, trying to squeeze in enough to get a hand on the bar in hopes of getting another drink eventually.  So my boyfriend is in front of me trying to get to the bar and I’m standing behind him.  Someone taps me on the shoulder and I turn.

It’s a guy with a very very drunk friend.  He points at his friend and points at me and nods with a big smile on his face. I shake my head and point at my boyfriend and nod.  The friend then shakes his head at my boyfriend and nods at his friend again.  I just laughed and turned away.

Like I’m going to say “Ok, I’ll sleep with your drunk friend and ditch my boyfriend since you pointed at him and nodded” I saw them again after close and the drunk friend could barely stand up.

-submitted by Barfly-

I was at the Philly train station with my dad, my aunt, uncle, and their two kids.

We went to this Indian fast food place for lunch, and we ordered, and this Indian guy comes out with a big tray of samosas and smiles at me. I think nothing of it, and we sit down so that I’m facing the Indian place.

The entire time we were sitting there all the guys who were working there were smiling at me and waving, especially the guy who had the tray, who looked to be about 35 at the least (I’m 16). It was really awkward, as my dad was right there.

My aunt would be talking to me, and I would have to try very hard not to look up at the counter behind her.

When we left I gave them a wave

It was pretty hilarious.

–submitted by hwwdnsikjln–

So I’m sitting in my dorm room in Fall, just chatting with a football guy who i know has had an eye on me since the summer… I’m a white girl from Australia, and he’s black… So we’re sitting there, and I stand up (wearing short shorts) to get something:

him: (goes quiet)
me: “whats up with u?”
him: (lookin at me with a big smile on his face) “damn girl… u got thick thighs!”
*awkward silence*
me: “ok… yerh but wtf?”
him: “ohh no girl thats a good thing… matches that black girl booty u workin there!”

seriously? he was one of the first to tell me that, and now its like i hear that everytime… not too original but makes me laugh everytime and i love the compliment =]

–submitted by bootylicious–