Ever since I was little, I’ve always dealt with getting hit on, especially since both of my parents look like 22 year old girls. Unfortunately, I ended up with a double-dose of the feminine genes.
So today I was just doing some summer homework at my school’s campus center when suddenly this middle-aged guy decides to sit IN MY BOOTH, trapping me inside the tiny table.
So I asked him, “Can you please move? You’re kind of crushing me.”
And he says, “Wow asian girls are even cuter up front.”
I didn’t really feel like getting raped so I grabbed my stuff and ran.
AND THEN ABOUT 3 HOURS AGO..
I was sitting in my usual seat in the lecture hall when this girl came up to me and yelled at me to go sit somewhere else. And right when I got up, she started rubbing my chest.
THEN she told me, “You asian girls are so fucking flat. How do you even get guys?”
“Uhh.. I’m actually a guy.”
Now apparently we’re best friends, what the fuck.
–Submitted by Mikki–
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I didn’t really feel like getting raped so I grabbed my stuff and ran.THEN she told me, “You asian girls are so fucking flat. How do you even get guys?”lol…..oh god…i almost murdered myself laughing…priceless!
Oooohhhhh my god! How come my son change to a litter girl.
Both your parents look like girls? The hell?
Well, you should be a little more assertive and dude-like if the dude sits in your booth, there should be no fear of getting raped. From the way you word it it’s like you’re adopting the mindset of a vulnerable (physically, and in terms of traditional gender roles) girl.
That said, the same thing happened to me a while ago (a girl referred to me as a girl because I have long hair), and I have A FUCKING BEARD. You just can’t account for everyone.
That was a funny story! Do you have long hair?