One day I was minding my own business when my friend Evan* sent me a text. It said, “Hey beautiful, can I buy you a drink? (Evan Patton has no game.)”

I was unsure of whether he was joking or not, and overall found this disturbing, so I just went with the relatively safe reply, “What do you mean?”

He informed me then that when one has “no game,” it means that one can’t hit on people very well. I asked if he’d just had a bad experience trying to hit on someone and he replied with something like, “Haha, no. I don’t hit on girls.”

“Yes, you bleeding well do,” I thought, but I had enough willpower to refrain from saying so.

*Names have been changed to protect the guilty.

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