One day I was minding my own business when my friend Evan* sent me a text. It said, “Hey beautiful, can I buy you a drink? (Evan Patton has no game.)” I was unsure of whether he was joking or not, and overall found this disturbing, so I just went with the relatively safe reply, [...]
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So, I was walking back to work after I’ve eaten lunch and this old guy walks beside me and says “Why are asian girls so sexy?” I laughed nervously and he said “Aren’t you hot in that?” (I was wearing my coat on a warm day). Really? Really? Come on, did he really think that [...]
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