Archive for May, 2010

The Scariest Text Message I Have Ever Received

Wednesday, May 12th, 2010

One day I was minding my own business when my friend Evan* sent me a text. It said, “Hey beautiful, can I buy you a drink? (Evan Patton has no game.)” I was unsure of whether he was joking or not, and overall found this disturbing, so I just went with the relatively safe reply, [...]

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Creeper

Wednesday, May 12th, 2010

So, I was walking back to work after I’ve eaten lunch and this old guy walks beside me and says “Why are asian girls so sexy?”  I laughed nervously and he said “Aren’t you hot in that?”  (I was wearing my coat on a warm day).  Really? Really?  Come on, did he really think that [...]

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