Walk Like an Egyptian

July 22nd, 2009

One day I was riding my camel in the Sahara desert on a very hot day in August to find that sexy woman with a jug of water coming towards the camel and asking me if I could give her a ride to her tent…..obviously I said yes! I was shocked to know how close she lives to where I live. We are literally two tents away from each other. So we exchanged smoke signals (no phones…remember it’s the desert you know) and we never separated ever since.

Now I’m in the process of buying a pyramid and hopefully we’ll settle soon…I can’t wait to see her face…!!

–submitted by King Tut–

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  1. BOO.

    Comment by Ralphy J. on October 6, 2009 at 10:52 pm

  2. Hey. Nice blog.

    My name is Brian. My friend met you a year ago, he asked I’d you were Filipna, you said you were Chinese. Anyways, my friend says hello, and I’d love to meet you.

    -B

    Comment by Brian on February 21, 2010 at 5:49 am