I work at a Kitchen Supply store. I was ringing customers up at the register when an older gentleman came up to me holding a basting brush.
“Hi, how can I help you?” I said.
He waved the basting brush and said, ” I bet this would tickle your fancy, eh!”
I stood there kind of dumbfounded before [...]

When I was 12 or 13 I was sitting outside of school eating a bag of potato chips and waiting for my mom to pick me up. No one else was around.
Some older guy in a car slows down and says, “Can I have some?” – a common lame line. I ignore him hoping I’m [...]

Me and my friend were outside Subway waiting for our other friend to come pick us up. It was really hot outside so I got a cup of water and was about to splash some on myself and on my friend when four old men on scooters sped up, and slowed down right in front [...]