Jumper Cable Creeper

April 29th, 2009

So I left my car with a parking service, in a garage, while I went on vacation for a week. When I came back to get my car the battery was dead, so one of the parking attendants came to help me jump my car. I stuck around the garage for a while to make sure the battery charged before I drove back home, and the attendant stuck around too. I figured he thought I was dumb and didn’t know how to jump a car, and so he was staying to make sure I didn’t kill my battery again. We started talking, just basic pleasantries, he was about 20 years older than me so I didn’t think anything of it.

Randomly, like halfway through the conversation, he asks me if I have a boyfriend. I admitted I was single, but I said I wasn’t really looking for anything at the moment. At which point he said, “So, I was thinking… maybe you and I should get together sometime, maybe get to know each other a little better.”

I was shocked, “What? Like a date?” I said. He countered with, “Well, we don’t have to date at first, maybe start things off as friends…” I turned him down and went to quickly leave the garage, only to find I’d lost my ticket, and he had to print it out.

–submitted by P.S–

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  1. There are many ways not to pay the ticket.

    Comment by Alfie on October 26, 2009 at 7:16 pm