by Evania

I am a woman myself, and I’ve had my share of getting hit on pretty badly and it was worth a couple of laughs, so I wouldn’t say all my experiences were bad ones.  I made this list based on some of the stories that were submitted on my site:

Now, I’m sure some of you guys have tried many of the below, and now you know what NOT to do.  Do ENJOY.

1. Using cheesy or dirty pick-up lines, such as this one:

“You women are tall! But that’s okay… I got a long shaft!!”

This was described as very funny, but also very CREEPY, and being a woman myself, once you come off as creepy…it’s a deal breaker.

2. When the parentals are around. Seriously, do I need to explain why on this one?

3. When the girl is say half your age. Meaning someone who is 16 and you’re 32. I’d say stay away – I don’t need another dad. And did I mention pedophile?

4. When you’re drunk. I mean it kinda helps you if you’re both drunk and you don’t care if you end up in bed together, but I’m referring to you, the guy being drunk and hitting on a sober girl. Let’s just say that you end up looking sloppy, like an experience of one of the stories I’ve heard, when this one drunk guy who would not stop stroking this woman’s hair and calling her a hot babe.

5. Not offering to buy a drink. I mean if you’re going to start talking to me, aren’t you going to offer me something to show that you’re interested? If you can’t offer that, at least offer an interesting conversation.

6. Using pity as an excuse for us to like you. Don’t use that oh, my girlfriend broke up with me, please, go on a date with me. What would I be? Your rebound? That’s just insulting.

7. Stalking or following us. This falls into the category of not only creepy but like scary. I mean come on, after you follow us home, you think we’re gonna jump into your pants and marry you? This is exactly the reason why we carry the pepper spray.

8. When we’re working out. We’re like all sweaty and feeling yucky, and we just want to work on our fitness. Oh, and please, don’t stare. Its not polite.

9. When our boyfriend is around. Seriously, guys who do this are looking for trouble and I wouldn’t be surprised if the boyfriends’ fist met your face. You deserve it.

10. No means NO. When we say no the first time, it means no. You don’t get a second chance. No matter how many times, you’d still look and sound the same. Except, the second time around, you start to sound annoying. This isn’t baseball.

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