Bummer

November 25th, 2008

Stupid me decided to go hang out around the street cuz there is this guy I like, so I kinda wanted to see his house.

Anyway, this like homeless drunk bum came up and started talking to me. He seemed nice at first, I was being nice to him and we were talking and joking and all — I mean he was total bum though, had a cane, a bag with shitty beer in it, and a black eye.  I’m not a rude person, so it wasn’t like I was gonna tell him to go away and leave me alone, but I didn’t want to tell him I was going home either or then he’d follow me and know where i live.

So, I told him I was going to this bar (which is actually in the same parking lot as my apt.) and apologize to the owner who kicked me out last time for being a bitch at last call (I insisted on getting more beer and was being a bitch lol) — so I figured, this guy probably doesn’t want to go to an actual bar since he has his own pack of beer, but no — he said he wanted to go with me. FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! I mean I can’t tell him he can’t go to a public place! so I’m like “um, yeah I guess….” so he walked with me over there, and I told him I wanted to wait outside for the owner cuz I knew he comes out to smoke, and I would talk to him then and apologize.  So we’re waiting, and I’m thinking how the hell am I gonna get home now? If he sees me walk to my house, he’ll know where I live.  The bar was actually about to close, so these people come out that I know from being in there and i told the bum I’d be right back.  Then he stood behind a VAN and HID from the people! WTF! so i go over to the people i know and whisper to them that I need help, I need to get away from that guy and he won’t leave, and i want to go home but he can’t see where I live!

Well one of the guys i was standing with walked over toward the bum (I guess to make sure i wasn’t lying) and then started saying shit about it, about who’s the creepy dude hiding behind the car…a few minutes later we’re all standing together and the bum comes walking out and past us, he either got scared of the guy i was with or realized that i was just trying to get away from him. so he walked by and left, and we all stood around for a minute then they walked me to my house (which is right in the parking lot as the bar) AND NOW I’M SAFE, I HOPE.

I hope he didn’t see where we went, we didn’t see him around after that so hopefully he doesn’t know where i live.

That’ll teach me to go out standing around the streets at 12:30am by myself…

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  1. Once, I was waiting for a friend to pick me up on a corner (you know where this is going) and I happened to be wearing a rather fitted sweater dress. Long story short, a homeless crackhead had the nerve to ask me how much! As if he could afford it…

    Daughters last blog post..A note to myself…

    Comment by Daughter on November 26, 2008 at 6:46 am