Once, I was waiting for a friend to pick me up on a corner (you know where this is going) and I happened to be wearing a rather fitted sweater dress. Long story short, a homeless crackhead had the nerve to ask me:
“How much?!”
As if he could afford it…
–submitted by Daughter–

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I waitressed at the Ground Round the summer I turned 20, and I was damn good at it.
One day, I was working a double shift, and as I walked through the super cool lounge area (read: smoking section), I saw this creepy guy sitting alone in the back laughing to himself. Dude was weird. He [...]

Stupid me decided to go hang out around the street cuz there is this guy I like, so I kinda wanted to see his house.
Anyway, this like homeless drunk bum came up and started talking to me. He seemed nice at first, I was being nice to him and we were talking and joking and [...]

I was on the 7 train this morning and then they announced on the train that it was going to turn around. Then this hippie-ish dude came up to me and started asking me details about what was being announced. He told me to look at a map with him and he was babbling on. [...]

I usually bartend at a bar once a week in the upper east side.   There was this one night where this guy would NOT stop staring at me.  I asked him if he needed anything..and he just said:
“I’m sorry, I just can’t stop staring at you…you look like Grace Kelly  – (in case you didn’t know she’s [...]