At least I think he was gay.

There are certain things that heterosexual males shouldn’t say to other hetero males. And he definitely crossed that line.

Flashback to this morning: I was jumping rope toward the end of my workout when this dude approached me and started talking.

I had my iPod on so I couldn’t hear him. I took them off and he repeated himself.

Suspect dude: Have you ever done any modeling?

Me: Nah. I haven’t.

He then tells me that he has a show coming up next weekend and that he’d like me to be in it.

I’m skeptical, but I ask him to elaborate.

SD: I’m XXXXXX. What’s your name, man?

I tell him my name and he continues.

“I’m having this show next weekend. It’s for males and females. We’re doing a cowboy-themed show, showing a lot of skin. I want the guys to wear cowboy boots…”

Did dude just say, “cowboy boots”? C’mon, dog.

All I could picture were dudes walking across a stage in leather chaps, cowboy boots, and cowboy hats…and nothing else!

I cut him off after cowboy boots.

“I can’t do THAT kind of modeling, man.”

SD (sensing that I’m becoming skeptical): Nah, man. The women are gonna be wearing the same stuff. Showing a lot of skin. It’s gonna be more erotic than my usual shows. A lot of skin…cowboy boots.

I tell him again that I’m not down for that.

SD: You have the body for it (he says as he looks at my chest). You just don’t have the mind for it yet (as he points to his temple).

I don’t have anything for that shyt, mutherfukker! LOL.

At that moment right there, I decided it was time to get this dude the hell away from me. I wish I were mean so I could tell him to get the fukk out off my face with that bullshyt. Instead I tell him that I’ll take his card and call him if I want to do some of his “other” shows.

A few minutes later, he gave me his card and bounced.

Stuff like this only happens to me. I swear.

–submitted by V.D–

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