Jeez. You wouldn’t believe the online dating ads that people would post up. You’d think that it was a joke or something. Well, Jami knows that its no joke.  She knows that there are ugly men out there to trying to lure her and other women in by using the most unsexyiest (if that’s even [...]

At least I think he was gay. There are certain things that heterosexual males shouldn’t say to other hetero males. And he definitely crossed that line. Flashback to this morning: I was jumping rope toward the end of my workout when this dude approached me and started talking. I had my iPod on so I [...]

I bullshyt you not. So I’m riding the Green Line train to work—like I do every morning. While the ride home after work can be kinda wild at times, the ride to work is usually pretty chill.  Most of the time I have a seat to myself and I can kick back and read the [...]

I was taking the E train late one night with a female friend of mine. We were talking pretty loud since the trains are noisy. We were talking, laughing, acting silly, and having a great time. Then, a man around his 50s approached us and asked my friend “do you have a boyfriend?” My friend [...]

Check out these postcard ads for Mohegan Sun aka my mothers second home.   I doubt these lines will work, but I thought it was cute. addthis_url = ‘http%3A%2F%2Fihitonyou.com%2F2008%2F09%2F13%2Fhit-on-a-stranger-at-the-casino%2F’; addthis_title = ‘Hit+on+a+stranger+at+the+casino.’; addthis_pub = ”;

Don’t take tips from Jon Arbuckle  (comic via Garfield vs. Garfield) addthis_url = ‘http%3A%2F%2Fihitonyou.com%2F2008%2F09%2F10%2Fmr-jon-arbuckles-run-in%2F’; addthis_title = ‘Mr.+Jon+Arbuckle%26%238217%3Bs+run+in’; addthis_pub = ”;

Alright, I guess I was proved wrong when a huge percentage of girls say that they don’t like getting hit on in any situation. I may have listed one particular situation, but that was being pregnant.  Well, there was another.  It’s getting older.  And I could understand that when you get older, not as many [...]

I have seen this guy at school for some time now, but was never really introduced. He seemed like an annoying person. He tried to talk to me and even tried to add me on Facebook. One day I was walking up the stairs and he was walking down at school. He said, “You have [...]

You could see these guys coming or rather, hear them from a mile a way. Yes. That guy in the corner of your eye who’s on his marks and ready to approach you, make a cheesy pickup line and instantly get rejected. I myself, am talking from a woman’s perspective, when I ask, do men [...]

By : Rotten’ in Denmark 1. This will probably never happen to you anyway, so stop being paranoid. Gays mostly stick to their own, and besides, you’re probably not attractive enough to get past our raptor-like imperfection detectors. The reason we’re looking at you like that is because we’re judging you, not lusting. Furthermore, despite [...]