I don’t think I’ve ever felt like a bigger piece of meat in an Irish pub. Guy #1 kept on trying to kick it to me while gulping down glass after glass of Guinness. He then proceeded to say, “You’re so cute and small and Asian” and poked me. … Who the fuck pokes nowadays? [...]

This was during the dead of winter and I was waiting for the F train at 169th. Of all days to have my headphones break, I traveled in silence. From the corner of my eye, an Indian guy was slowly and inconspicuously ‘scooting’ his way until he was next to me. Um heard of a [...]

I remember I was walking home one day, dead tired from early classes and finishing the day with my part-time job (I was 21 at the time) and it was around October. So I get off the bus, do the usual routine of walking the four blocks and my instincts kicked in. When you’re in [...]

I was catching up with the speed of rush hour in the subway, when I suddenly and accidently swung my hand on someone behind me. So I turned around to find that I hit a man (I realized I actually hit him down there), I thought to apologize anyway being embarrassed about it. He said [...]

I was riding the train one day with my friend when this guy out of the blue asked me what my name was. Me: Claire. (No, that is not my real name) Him: Oh is that french? Are you from France? Me: Oh yeah, it is. Him: Ohhh, say something in French. (I panic for [...]

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Really Corny Pick Up Lines That Girls Find Funny Author: Scott Patterson Every man knows how intimidating it can be to start up a conversation with a beautiful woman. She’s surrounded by a group of her friends and you’re left to your own devices to come up with the right thing to say to her. [...]