I was on my way home from work with a colleague. As the bus was packed, we had to stand along the aisle. There was this guy standing between my colleague and I. Then the hit-on attempt starts.
First he starts by asking,
GUY : Are you very cold?
ME : Er… still alright.
GUY : ‘Cause I see [...]

I was on my way to work one morning and some creepy old black man walks near me. I speed up a little and I know I’ve gotten farther away because his stench wasn’t as strong anymore. Seconds later, he yells out “MMM MMM! DAMN WOMAN! You sure know how to give a man yellow [...]

As I was watching the olympics, I saw this ad and thought it was funny.
I thought this was cute. And kinda reminds of the scene in Memoirs of a Geisha.   I think this guy would get my attention. 
 

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Caller Hits On Host – Watch more free videos

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I was walking home with my sister and I could hear this guy talking because he could see us from far away.
He was an old man who was sitting on his walker, who also looked like a chubbier Ray Charles.
“Here they come…the prettiest girls on 111th street!
(We keep walking)
“Every time they walk by, my heart [...]

Prosecutors in Saudi Arabia have begun investigating 57 young men who were arrested on Thursday for flirting with girls at shopping centres in Mecca.
The men are accused of wearing indecent clothes, playing loud music and dancing in order to attract the attention of girls, the Saudi Gazette reported.
They were arrested following a request of [...]

The Sad Truth About Relationships

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I was on vacation with my mom in Toronto when this happened. I was about 14 at the time.
We were in one of the many malls up there and I was window shopping. I found something I liked but my mom had all the cash so I had to go and look for her. After [...]