This all wouldn’t have happened if I didn’t miss the train… So here I am, waiting for the next train, so that I can meet up with my girls in the city.  While waiting this guy walks by and says something.  I had to take my headphone out of my ear to hear what he was saying.

me: “What? Excuse me?”
guy: “Oh, I just said that I think you’re beautiful and that you’re like a little princess”"
me:  “Uh ok… great, thanks.”

The guy left and boy wasn’t I happy about that. But to no avail, he comes back.

guy: “If I knew where you lived, I’d put rose petals on your front step”
me: “Um, that’s quite all right”

Guy leaves and returns a THIRD time…

guy: “Ya know, I only said those things because you are pretty and I know you’re Japanese. My cousin’s aunt is Japanese…”

In my head here, I’m thinking, “wtf?! whoop-dee freakin doo”

me: “Well thats a good call on your part.”

Guy walks away and I think I’m safe again and continue listening to my ipod and texting my friends… but I wasn’t… he came back a FOURTH time…

guy: “So uh, are you married?”

my thoughts: Hellooo… im busy can’t you see that you blind F*ck

me: “NO”
guy: “boyfriend?”
me while texting: “Yes, I have a boyfriend”
guy: “Oh, well do you think maybe we can get together sometime”
me: “No, I don’t think he’ll like that very much”

By now, I’m getting very irritated.  He leaves again, and I had hoped he’d not come back. He does… but luckily he didn’t say anything that go around.

Someone pulls up to pick him up (FINALLY! There is a god!), and the guy tries a FIFTH time..

guy: “Hey! This is my cousin I was talking about – the one who’s Aunt is Japanese.  See he has blue eyes, but the asian eyes.”
me: “Mm hmm”
guy: “So can I get your number?!”
me: “No, sorry.”
guy: “Come on man… Don’t you see that your blood runs through my veins?”
me: “… ”

Five lame attempts… Five in your face “No!”‘s…. 15 minutes. That’s gotta be some record. Good luck next time jerk.

–submitted by MP–

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