I just moved into my dorm in college and was still was underage go get into clubs.  However, I had this older friend of mine that looked just like me.  I used his ID to get into a club with a couple of friends.  We were sitting down and smoking cigars and having beers. Until this one chick comes up to me and curls her finger gestering me to join her on the dance floor.  I shake my head twice, but she was persistent and grabbed me to the dance floor.

So here I am, a beer in one hand and a cigar in the other dancing with her, and shes all up on me like white on rice.  She goes down and does a little dance – and no, not what you think! As she’s down there, I take a puff of my cigar – and BAM!  – she pops back up and knocks the cigar outta my hand, and then I notice that HER HAIR IS ON FIRE!

I frantically try to pat it out and make it look like I was doing some new age dance.  She didn’t realize yet, but when she did….she ran off within the blink of an eye.  And I never saw her again.

–submitted by smoky smokerson–

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