I’m standing outside with my boss on a smoke break. Whilst standing there, a man walks up to me and says, “Wow! An angel has dropped down from HEAVEN!!!!” I didn’t even turn to acknowledge his presence. My boss did though. She turned to him and said, “She’s not interested. Keep on walking.” Well put. [...]

I was sitting on the subway minding my own business, when this Rastafarian Jamaican (R.J.) dude approached me. I didn’t know he was talking to me since I had my ipod blaring to avoid any inconveniences like these. I then took off my headphones when I realized he was pointing at his ear in a [...]

Back at my old job, I used to make a trip to Manhattan to a clients site to do some computer maintenance for this company. The women there all knew me as just the computer guy with the nice eyes. The VP of the office had a secretary that never had a problem letting me [...]

I went to one of the parties with a few friends of mine. There was a guy there, John* (like i even remember this guys name anyway lol). Hey, after a few drinks, he sure looked good to me at that point. So the inevitable happens in Vegas, we started to hook up. We then [...]

I’m a chinese girl so I usually get weird guys on the street or whoever calling me chinagirl or china. Well I was walking on the street when this black guy says: “Hey Chinese!” I think for a second and turn back and say: “You got that wrong – its supposed to be China..” He [...]

I was at a bar , dancing with this woman who if I had to take a guess was 40 years old.  So after a few rounds of movin and groovin and impressing her with my dance moves, she says: “I gotta go….” I go, “aren’t you gonna invite me you to your place?” “Oh, [...]

I was at a bar . I noticed two guys making out. Guy A and Guy B. Both were trolls. After a while, Guy A leaves and Guy B walks around. I walk past Guy B and he says: “Hey, whats up?” “Not much.” and I go to the bathroom. I return to my seat [...]

I was shopping on at Kaybee toystores one day all clad in my summer wear and flip flops when I hear some mexican guy say – “Hey, I like your toes…” –submitted by K.L– addthis_url = ‘http%3A%2F%2Fihitonyou.com%2F2008%2F06%2F01%2Ftoes%2F’; addthis_title = ‘Toes’; addthis_pub = ”;