I’m walking down the street and I hear a psssst psssst “yo shorty….hey..” so I turn around to see who is this annoying guy yelling at me and in my head I’m thinking this guy looks familiar because he was; It was…my cousin….he’s standing there with another dude and as he looks at my face notices it was me he goes “oh that’s my cousin” I stop and he walks towards me.

him: “Hey how you been? Sorry I didn’t know it was you”

me: “Haha it’s okay I’ve been good how are you it’s been a while since I’ve seen you”

him: “Yeah, I know it has”

*Awkward Silence*

me: “Well it was nice seeing you, take care”

him: “You too”

As I walk away thinking – I just got hit on by my cousin ewwww…

–Submitted by Yo Shorty–

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