I was walking with my friends while we were going to go to EARTH aka EXIT (a club in nyc at the time) for one of my friends’ birthdays’ when an older lady walking with her friend starts calling my way…

Lady: “Hey! Wait a second!”

Me: “Huh?!”

Here I am thinking she needs directions or maybe I dropped something or whatever.

Lady: “Hunnie, I just wanted to tell you, you got it going on!”

She then goes to slap and grab my ass. I was stunned, and all I could say was “Thanks?! You too?”

My friends definitely got a kick out of that one. Looking back, I think I have the same reaction – “wtf just happened right there?!”

–submitted by “violated by the elderly”–

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