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Catcall

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

I happened to be walking through Times Square, 34th st, or any other annoying area, I don’t recall..I hear some guy say:
“Ayoooo ma!” ay beautiful. Gorgeous, can I holla at you?! etc. etc”
(keep walking)
“Fuck you anyway! You ain’t that fine! ho!!!!”
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You smell good

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

I was at a street fair. I saw these scented crystals and found them interesting.
(yep kinda walked into this, dude alone looking at scented crystals lol).
A dude pops up next to me.  He says “do you work out?”  ”where you from?”  ”what do you do?” “we should hang out sometime”  I was like [...]

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Not Hungry

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008

I was walking to the subway (I lived off the Bedford/Nostrand stop) like 4 years ago. This car full of 4 chicks stopped.  One rolled down the window and was like:
“Hey yo! You eat pussy?”
“Sometimes,” I replied.
(the door swings open)
“Get in the car,” she says
“I don’t think my girlfriend would like [...]

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Look down, Look down

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008

I was in a record store and my kids were nowhere near me and I didn’t have my wedding ring on because of an injury. So I guess the guy thought that I was available. I figured out how he was trying to catch my eye:
Every time I would pull out a CD [...]

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Pssst

Monday, June 23rd, 2008

I’m walking down the street and I hear a psssst psssst “yo shorty….hey..” so I turn around to see who is this annoying guy yelling at me and in my head I’m thinking this guy looks familiar because he was; It was…my cousin….he’s standing there with another dude and as he looks at my face [...]

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Longest train ride EVAR!

Thursday, June 19th, 2008

I was on the 6 train scrolling through my crackberry, yes, I’m on crack.
Then this guy next to me, (who’s clad in green with a green do-rag, and looks like one of those bike messengers) says “which one is that?” I said, “oh, its the curve” thinking that he was referring to what kind [...]

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Can you cook?

Wednesday, June 18th, 2008

I was having a beer at Uno’s out of all places (Hey, I was trapped in the South Bay for a couple hours!) I was finishing up a journal entry and on the last chug of my wheat ale when I was approached by a handsome 30 something year old.
Man: Are you a Writer?
Me: Yes.
Man: [...]

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Frisky Grandma

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008

I was walking with my friends while we were going to go to EARTH aka EXIT (a club in nyc at the time) for one of my friends’ birthdays’ when an older lady walking with her friend starts calling my way…
Lady: “Hey! Wait a second!”
Me: “Huh?!”
Here I am thinking she needs directions or maybe [...]

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An Eye Opener

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008

I’m walking down the street holding hands with my boyfriend at the time, (who’s now my ex-boyfriend) and this man comes up to us and says to my boy:
“Damnnn, that’s a fine shorty right there. Hunnie, wheres the ring?!”
I go to him, “Oh, I don’t have one.”
The guy then goes to my boy, “You [...]

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Next Top Model

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008

I’m waiting for an A train on 34th St. This guy comes over to
me and hands me a flyer doesn’t say a word just hands it to me – I look at
it and it’s a flyer for the Central Park Summery Stage 05? 20th Anniversary I
read through it and the events that were listed for [...]

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