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May 24th, 2008

Hi All!

You’re probably wondering what kind of blog I’m putting up here. Well give me a chance to explain. First of all I would like to welcome you and thank you for visiting my blog!

Allow me to tell you the story that inspired me to start this blog.

I’m a 24 years old girl who lives in Queens, New York. I was riding the 7 train on the way home, mouthing the lyrics to Mariah Carey’s without you. Suddenly, this old guy, I would say about in his 50s, not fugly, but not decent looking either, white hair- commented on my shopping bag (which consisted of my cable box that I had returned) and here’s how the convo went down:

Old-not-fugly-not-decent-looking-guy: Looks like you did some shopping there..

Me: (caught off guard, took off one of earphones) – oh yeah, its just a cable box

(I start heading towards the train doors to get ready to get off)

O-N-F-N-D-F: (gets up from his seat and gets in my face) Hey, what’s your name?

Me: (in a low voice) Katie….

O-N-F-N-D-F: Hi, Katie, my name is Dean Dean Dean

Sidebar: I was WTF?

Reaches for his business card and says:

Dean Dean Dean: Don’t throw it away…gimme me a call sometime

I get off and wanted to throw it away, but wanted to look at before I did, and thought, I shouldn’t throw this away, quite yet.

Here’s a quick profile of Mr. Dean M.

He’s the first vice president of the corporate tax department at – well I’ll be nice and not say the company, wow – some sort of head hancho. I bet he’s got money. But there’s something that he doesn’t have and those are looks, (not that I’m shallow) – and plus he creeped me out with how he pronounced his name – and well, trying to pick up a girl who’s like 20 years your junior – bad idea, Mr. cradle robber.

So there you have it. That’s my story of being hit on and what inspired me for this blog.

I encourage you girls and guys to submit your stories of being hit on – no matter where you are! as I will post them =D

Whether you’re in a relationship or dating , isn’t this a great way of meeting people ?  These people are like totally flirting with the possibility that they’ll get some .  But what they really need is some dating advice.

So come here for the sex stories, whether you’re in newyork , or wherever you might be. You might be looking for love, but what you’ll find is ugly people who are trying to hit on you.

Someone is getting hit on as I type this! Exploit the hitters!

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  1. Had the dude been President of the corporate tax dept. then you would’ve had no choice but to call the guy.

    Comment by Fernando on May 28, 2008 at 6:09 pm

  2. I would call the guy – not to hook up but to network and get a new job :D

    Comment by Jenn on June 13, 2008 at 5:23 pm